Beyond Reason for August 30, 1999

Beyond Reason 8-31

LAST WEEK:
Three new champions crowned, three spoilers to the action.

Master and student, now equals, tear the house down, only to be dampened by the appearance and attack of an imposing monster. Tonight, Shane Erikson defends the UWC from JD Freeman.

A wild 4 way, participants pulled from matches earlier in the evening. One man prevailed, amid controversy, to be crowned UWC United States Champion. Tonight, Axel Reed takes on Wyatt Wallace in a non-title bout.

An X-Rated Battle Royal for X-rated Wrestlers in an affair that knew no rules. In the end, there were two unlikely souls joined by an even more unlikely bond: Tag Team championship gold. Tonight, The Franchise Jarred Matthews and his tag team partner Jamal “BesThinGoing” Jameson take on the Revolution Y.

PLUS: Mixed tag action between Whiplash and Vicki taking on Brett Mondonno and Whitney, Mecca takes on Luni, Sean Shanoski does battle with Daniel Fritz and the Poodle takes on Dead Ed.

BR: AND WE ARE LIVE! Hey, we ain’t here to beat around the bush. Let’s go to the ring!

CF: That’s what we need right now. No pageantry, no bullshit, just get into the ring and do our job!

Luni v. Mecca

BR: And here comes the Lunatic Ace Custis, better known simply as Luni, who’ll light up the air if he keeps from freaking out.

CF: Luni is a death defying maniac that really has no regard for his own safety.

BR: Let’s just hope he can avoid the purple elephants and the bunnies and keep his focus on the match.

CF: And here comes his opponent, the man known as Mecca!

BR: This guy has tons and tons of potential that he has already fulfilled in other organizations, and he wants to use his talent here in the UWC to go straight to the top!

CF: Well, Mecca and Luni are facing off in the ring, and this is going to be a killer opener.

BR: They tieup and a quick leg trip take Luni down. Mecca floats over but Luni escapes back to a neutral position. They tieup again and Mecca hooks on a side headlock. Luni pushes off and Mecca bounces off the ropes with a big shoulderblock. Off the far ropes and Luni drops down and Mecca goes over. Off the near ropes and Luni with a dropkick that takes Mecca off his feet! Mecca’s up and Luni nails another dropkick! Luni for a third and Mecca gets out of the way.

CF: Luni lives and dies with moves that take him off his feet.

BR: Mecca hooks Luni and takes him up for a textbook suplex. He lifts up Mecca and here’s a textbook bodyslam. Off the ropes and he drops a solid elbow that smacks Luni right in the chest. For the cover:

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Luni’s up.

CF: Mecca is a technical marvel.

BR: Mecca with a waist lock and here’s a belly-to-belly suplex that takes Luni down. Mecca looks amazing out there!

CF: I’d agree. He’s got a lot of talent.

BR: Mecca hooks another waist lock and it looks like a German Suplex this time! He lifts up but Luni flips out of it! Mecca turns and is met with a Luni spinning heel kick! Luni springboards to the middle rope and here’s a twisting forearm smash! Standing moonsault and he’s got Mecca down!

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Mecca’s up!

CF: Luni’s nuts!

BR: Mecca is up on his feet and Luni puts him down with a body slam. Luni is heading to the top rope! Moonsault Press! Mecca’s out of the way and Luni lands on his feet! Spinning heel kick misses! Mecca has him! Exploder Suplex back to the center of the ring!

CF: Incredible!

BR: Mecca lifts Luni up and he drops him with a body slam. Off the ropes and he drops a leg. For the cover:

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Luni escapes.

CF: How he can get up from getting dumped on his head?

BR: Luni is up to his feet again and Mecca cuts him down with a right cross. But Luni’s getting up again! Another right from Mecca and Luni goes down again … but he keeps getting up!

CF: Is he a lunatic or something?

BR: YES HE IS! Mecca can’t keep Luni from getting up! He’s drawing power from the bunnies or the purple elephants or whatever! Mecca with a boot to the gut and here’s a piledriver to take him down! For the cover:

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Luni is not done! He kicks out!

CF: Mecca must wonder what he has to do to put him down.

BR: Mecca stuffs Luni’s head between his legs … here comes a powerbomb! NO! Luni flips over! He’s got Mecca in a sunset flip!

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Mecca’s up!

Luni turns around and Mecca decapitates him with a lariat! Mecca signals for the end.

CF: This will be all for the Lunatic!

BR: Mecca hooks on a front face lock and Luni is fighting him off! Luni pushes him toward the ropes and here’s a clothesline from Mecca that misses! Luni with a kick to the gut and Luni flies off the opposite ropes and he leaps high into the air! He catches Mecca on the way down with a DDT! What a move!

CF: Where does this come from?

BR: Luni is heading to the top rope! Mecca is on his feet barely and here’s a flying somersault plancha! Mecca’s down! Luni isn’t going for a cover! He’s dragging Mecca to the corner! Mecca’s out! Luni up to the top and he’s going for the Luni Flip!

CF: This will be all for Mecca!

BR: Luni leaps into the air for a 540 splash! Mecca moves! Luni crashes and burns!

CF: Look! He’s trying to get to his feet but he hurt himself too much!

BR: Mecca was playing a little possum, and he hooks Luni! The Death Drop! The Floating DDT spikes him down on the mat! Mecca for the cover:

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Mecca makes good on his first singles matchup here in the UWC. A good win for Mecca.

CF: Let’s not disregard the high-risk antics of that Lunatic Luni.

BR: I’m sure he’ll land on his feet one of these days.


CF: Well, I have to be honest, I have no idea what to expect in this next matchup. It’s the Poodle and Dead Ed!

BR: YOU don’t know what to expect? What am I supposed to think?! I’m sure the unexpected will definitely happen this time. And here he comes in full scamper, The Poodle!

CF: He’s a lot of fun, ain’t he?

BR: Well, I guess fun is the word if you have a chronic “holding it” problem. That man, er, dog pees on everyone and everything!

CF: He’s a poodle! What did you expect?!

BR: He’s a man in a poodle suit, dammit!

CF: Well, you just can’t believe, can you?

BR: I guess not … and speaking of not believing, here comes Dead Ed! The lights dim and here’s the funeral dirge … here comes the Deadman in his casket pushed by the Widow … So, Chad, are you going to tell us who he is?

CF: What’s the point? Forget it.

BR: I thought you needed him!

CF: Screw it. What the hell is the Poodle doing to the ref?!

BR: You mean to the ref’s knee! This is bad!

CF: It’s great!

BR: The Widow is putting Dead Ed into the ring and look! Out of the crowd! It’s Whiplash and Vicki! Whiplash has got a chair and while the Poodle is humping the referee’s leg, Whiplash with a vicious chair shot across the supine back of Dead Ed! Vicki’s behind the Poodle and here’s a lowblow! The ref just fainted! Whiplash puts Vicki on top of Ed and … oh no … the lights just went out … it’s red at the entrance way … here comes JD Freeman!

CF: Oh no! What is he doing here?! He’s got a mic in his hand as he gets into the ring and he faces off with Whiplash and Vicki.

Freeman: I heard you wanted to shake my hand. Well, aren’t you?

BR: Whiplash looks understandably worried by this prospect … Freeman nails Whiplash in the head with the mic! Whiplash is stunned! Freeman has him and here’s a powerbomb down hard! He maintains contact and he does it again! Double Powerbomb!

CF: His head bounced off the mat! Vicki has just jumped onto Freeman’s back!

BR: Freeman’s got her hair … and he whips her down! Oh no … he stuffs her head between his legs … he’s going to powerbomb Vicki! NO! Don’t do it!

CF: Oh god … he just dropped Vicki like a bad habit … she’s out of it …

BR: Look! Here comes Jarred Matthews, Whiplash’s fellow Outlaw! He hits the ring and he’s firing lefts and rights at the 6’8” monster! Off the ropes and Matthews eats a big boot! Oh no!

CF: Look! Here comes Jamal Jameson, Matthews’ tag team partner! But they hate each other!

BR: He’s in the ring and now he’s unloading on Freeman! Freeman has got him by the throat! Matthews is up and Freeman’s got him by the throat! Double boot to the midsection releases the hold for the tag champs! They both pound on Freeman! Off the ropes and a double spinning heel kick takes Freeman out of the ring! The champs look at each other as Freeman slowly walks away pointing to his head. Here’s a shove from Matthews … I guess he thought he didn’t need any help!

CF: He probably didn’t!

BR: But Freeman is getting away! I think the champs just realized this and are just now cooperating enough to chase after him! Hold on … “The Gentle Art of Making Enemies” by Faith No More just came on … it’s Magnificent Brett Mondonno and Whitney! Whiplash and Vicki are still down from the assault! Mondonno slides into the ring and quickly hops on top of Whiplash as Whitney revives the ref! He crawls over:

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CF: He had time to recover from when Freeman bounced his head twice off the mat.

BR: Mondonno doesn’t know what to do and Whiplash is starting to fight back! Mondonno directs something towards Whitney as Whiplash gets to his feet! Here’s a right! And a left and Mondonno is staggered! Whiplash clotheslines him over the top rope and he quickly follows! They’re brawling toe to toe! Ooh … a low blow by Mondonno stops that momentum …

CF: Look in the ring! What’s Whitney doing! She’s on the middle rope! Big Splash onto the supine Vicki! For the cover:

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And Mondonno and Vicki win, but give a mighty large assist to JD Freeman.

BR: Mondonno and Whiplash are still fighting! They don’t know the match is over!

CF: Ah, let them fight!

BR: Look! The Poodle is covering Dead Ed on the floor! The ref rolls out of the ring:

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The Poodle wins!

CF: Well … That was interesting …

BR: We really need some medical attention for Vicki … she took a pretty fierce powerbomb from a very big guy.

CF: I think Whiplash just realized it as he rushes back to the ring … Whitney hops into Mondonno’s arms as they head to the back …

BR: That JD Freeman may just surpass Mondonno as the most hated man in the UWC if he’s going to be powerbombing women …

CF: Well, what’s next?

BR: You’re favorite. Sean Shanoski!


CF: Well, I’ve got to get something done first. Excuse me …

BR: And Chad Foster is headed into the ring … what’s this for?

CF: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve got a couple of things I’d like to announce. In two weeks, we’ll be doing a special show at the Fleet Center, and the New England Patriots and Drew Bledsoe in particular are going to be helping us out. And, as an added bonus, I’ve signed a couple pretty good matches too. First: Next week, in this very building, UWC World Champion Marcus Payne defends against United States Champion Axel Reed! Next week! Remember, tonight’s match between Reed and Wyatt Wallace is NON-TITLE, so Reed gets the shot at Payne next week. Also, for the big showdown in two weeks at the Fleet Center, by virtue of his spot atop the ratings, Shane Erikson will be getting his shot to win back his title against the winner. I hope that works for everyone, except JD Freeman. I hope he thinks it sucks! And there’s one more issue I have to deal with.

I’m sure some of you may have heard of the lawsuit between the Boston Red Sox and the UWC. Well, folks, tonight after the matches, I’ll be signing the settlement with your good buddy and mine, Pedro Martinez! Come on down, Pedro!

BR: Pedro Martinez is coming back to Paul Revere! He certainly played a very big part of UWC history, and was very integral to the Boston Massacre PPV. And now he’s back, and with no sign of Billy Bob, he should be alright.

CF: Pedro, from the deepest part of my heart, I apologize for all the bad things that have happened to you here in the UWC.

PM: No problemo Senor Foster.

CF: Would you like to call this next match with us?

PM: I guess, but my Engles no so good.

CF: Muy Bueno.

BR: Well, I guess we get Pedro Martinez helping us out in the color commentary … and here they come. Hi there Pedro.

PM: Hello! My English not so good so I let you call the match.

BR: Whatever you say Pedro.

CF: Well, who’s next?

BR: Sean Shanoski.

CF: Dammit!

BR: Shanoski is out running and he slides into the ring! He’s daring Fritz to come down the aisle!

CF: And here comes Daniel Fritz, one half of the Natural Born Killaz with Billy Bob.

BR: Here we go! Daniel Fritz peers down at Shanoski across the ring.

CF: This one looks lopsided to me.

BR: Holy shit, we're underway! Sean hits with rights and lefts to Fritz' sternum area! Fritz doubles over, Shanoski hooking Dan's arm between his own legs, lifts him up and slams him down to the canvas!

BR: God damn, it's too early to take THAT kind of advantage! Shanoski drags him up by the hair, missing the swing, and BAM!

CF: Fritz with an electrifying atomic drop?

BR: That's not electrifying, Shanoski turns around and hits a flying lariat, completely taking Fritz' head off!

CF: He's still an idiot.

BR: Shanoski goes to the middle rope, OOOHHH, Fritz with a knee up! He's fighting like he was abandoned by his mother at 7!!!

CF: That's because...he was.

BR: Oh yeah...Fritz now goes behind for a bridge German suplex, but Shanoski flips back onto his feet. Daniel turns around, Sean hooking his arms around him, and FLIPS HIM OVER THE ROPES WITH AN AMAZING BELLY-TO-BELLY!!!

CF: What a show off. Now he's just slapping Fritz around outside.

BR: Shanoski has now configured Fritz' legs into the guard railing and hung him upside down. Shanoski with a head full of steam grabs a chair, and...

CF: OHH SHIT!!! That dropkick's gonna leave a mark! I think I can see the indent of the frame of that chair he just imnplanted into Fritz' forehead. The action returns to the ring with a quick Shanoski cover.

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the last second kickout.

BR: My God, Fritz holding on like he survived as a gang child when he was younger.

CF: That's because...he was.

BR: Correct again. Now Shanoski whips Fritz into the corner, Fritz putting on the brakes and leaping off the turnbuckle, but...

CF: THAT MUST BE THE WIDOWMAKER! Fritz' face is inside the mat from the looks of that.

BR: Now Sean tangles his legs in Fritz' and hooks his neck in for his version of the STF, "The One Way Ticket to Hell!!!"

CF: Even though that's the cheesiest name for a move I have ever heard, Fritz has just passed out and the ref is calling for the bell.

BR: He’s not done … he’s dragging Fritz out to the apron in front of us … he’s not … he’s going to! Get out of the way!

CF: He wouldn’t dare!

BR: Oh no! Chad! Pedro! LOOK OUT!

Oh god … Shanoski just dropped Daniel Fritz head first through the commentary table onto Foster and Pedro! Foster is livid and Pedro is stunned! Shanoski’s on the mic!

Shanoski: Another present Foster. I’m going to keep doing it until you get in the ring with me! You can’t hold me back any more!

CF: You want to get in the ring with me, Shanoski? You’re not even in my league. Sure, I’ll enjoy kicking your ass. I’ll enjoy watching you squirm. I’ll enjoy watching you bleed. Next week, Shanoski, no rules, no time limit, a Boston Street Fight!

BR: Shanoski is laughing! He climbs out of the ring … the Doc is attending to Pedro and he’s in trouble … so’s Fritz … they’ve already got him on a stretcher … it looks like Chad is going to need attention too in the back … And here comes Rich Ramirez from the back to help me out … yeah, get that table from under the ring. Okay … let’s take a break and get back to the action…


BR: Well folks, are we ready for our first and only title match of the evening? It’s the Revolution Y taking on the unlikely championship duo of “the Franchise” Jarred Matthews and “the BesThinGoing” Jamal Jameson.

RR: It’ll be a wild one, Bobby, and who knows how long Jameson and Matthews are going to last together as a team. They were thrown together by fate and circumstance, and now who knows where they’re headed …

BR: They did manage to team up long enough to keep JD Freeman off of Vicki and Whiplash, but can they last through an entire match?

RR: Well, folks, here come the challengers, the Revolution Y to some Puff Daddy or something. If you know me, you know I’m a diehard AC/DC fan and I really don’t care too much for this rap stuff.

BR: Oh, Night Stalker, it ain’t so bad. The Revolution Y, Tommy “Too Cool” Kain and “Future Shock” Damon Damani are here and hey, they get a title shot in their first match. Isn’t that convenient? TK is a former world champion in other organizations and as Damani says, he’s got a bright future ahead of him.

RR: They are a cohesive unit, which is a lot more than we can say about the champs.

BR: But the talent on that side is incredible. They may hold tag team gold now, but I say it’s only a matter of time until they hold onto singles gold as well. Until then, let’s hope they can work together …

RR: And here comes Jamal Jameson! He looks determined, or maybe he’s upset he has to team with Jarred Matthews. He gets into the ring to a good sized pop, as a result of the thrashing he gave the Poodle twice last week.

BR: Well, he is the “BesThinGoing,” right?

RR: I guess he is, but let’s bring out the Franchise, Jarred Matthews, and of course, the lovely Jennifer Rovero. Hopefully, Vicki is okay in the back.

BR: I don’t think Jennifer would come out here if she didn’t think Vicki was okay and she was safe.

RR: Uh oh … Matthews and Jameson are already exchanging words … it seems they both want to start.

BR: Kain and Damani are having a good laugh about it … well, they might as well, they’re only here to have fun, they said.

RR: It’s rock, scissors, paper for Jameson and Matthews … Rock for Jameson; Paper for Matthews. I guess this means Jameson starts … Matthews is reluctantly getting onto the apron.

BR: It’s Jameson and Kain to start, and Jameson is still trash talking his own partner! Schoolboy by Kain!

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Kickout by Jameson! We almost had new tag team champions! Jameson up and he throws a lariat and it’s ducked by Kain! Jameson turns around and he’s small packaged!

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THIS CLOSE! Jameson up and he throws a wild right and it’s caught and countered with a back slide!

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Jameson escapes again and he retreats to his corner … hold on … Jennifer has the mic:

Jennifer Rovero: Jamal Jameson, you suck! Tag out you loser! Get a real man in the ring!

RR: This isn’t going to help their chemistry.

BR: Kain and Damani have just made the exchange and here comes the Future Shock! A forearm to the back sends Jameson into Matthews and Matthews to the floor! Here’s a whip and Jameson ducks a Damani clothesline and bounces off the far ropes … Spinning heel kick by Jameson takes Damani down! Tommy Kain is in and Jameson ducks a clothesline attempt. Kick to the gut, no, it’s caught, ENZUIGIRI! Kain is down! Matthews is on the top rope! Missle dropkick to Damani and both Revolution Y members retreat to the floor!

RR: Amazing show of teamwork from those two. I wouldn’t have expected that. Maybe there’s hope there after all.

BR: Kain and Damani have thought it over and get back into the ring. Damani tags in Kain and … yes … it looks like Jameson is going to tag in Matthews. He’s reluctant to do so, but here comes Matthews.

RR: Hopefully Matthews will reciprocate later and tag Jameson back in eventually.

BR: Matthews and Kain circle and here’s the tieup. Matthews with a side headlock. He’s showing Jameson how he’s supposed to do it! Kain pushes off and Matthews returns off the ropes with a shoulder block. Matthews off the far ropes and Kain drops down … Matthews over and to the near ropes and Kain leap frogs him … Matthews off the far ropes again and Kain elevates him with a back body drop! Matthews up and he’s dropped with a lariat! Here’s the tag to Damani and Damani goes to work.

RR: He lifts Matthews up and up! Gorilla Press by Damani, showing off some impressive strength!

BR: He drills him downward hard. Tag back to Kain and here’s a double whip … Double back elbow takes Matthews off his feet. Kain lifts Matthews up and he stuffs his head between his legs he lifts him up for a powerbomb but Matthews flips out of it! Kick to the gut! He drives Kain face first into the mat!

RR: What a counter!

BR: Jennifer just threw Matthews a chair! He better not use it!

RR: He’s setting it up in the ring … he’s going for a Triple Jump Moonsault! He bounces off the ropes … hold on, Jameson just slapped him on the back and now he’s getting into the ring! The ref’s counting it as a legal tag!

BR: Jameson off the ropes, steps on Kain, steps on the chair and springboards off the top rope for a moonsault! A triple jump moonsault! For the pin:

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Matthews pulls Jameson off of Kain! They’re arguing! Matthews wanted to do the Triple Jump Moonsault! Kain is making it to the corner and here comes Damani! Jameson turns around just in time to duck a clothesline that knocks Matthews out of the ring! Jameson hooks Damani from behind and here’s a German suplex with a bridge!

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Kain drops a huge elbow on the prone Jameson! That one hurt as his entire chest was exposed utilizing the German Suplex.

RR: What a sequence. Damani picks up Jameson and carries him over to the challenger’s corner and drops him with a powerslam. He tags in Kain and it looks like the Revolution Y are in control!

BR: Kain in and he treats Jameson to a few stomps and here’s the whip into the ropes and he catches Jameson with a sweet spinebuster! Jameson is down:

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RR: Kain tags in Damani and he gets a few kicks in too. Jameson is firing lefts and rights into Damani’s midsection, but Damani quashes that with a head butt. He picks up Jameson up shoulder high and whirls him about a bit before dropping him hard with a Samoan Drop. Damani tags Kain back in and Kain drops a lightning quick legdrop.

BR: The challengers are looking good and Jameson is taking a beating. Jameson is fighting back on Kain, but Kain lifts a knee into the midsection to stop that. Here’s a whip into the corner and Kain charges and is met by a Jameson boot! Kain staggers back and Jameson charges out and is met with a Huricanrana! Jameson is down!

RR: What a move by TK. He wants to end it!

BR: He tags in Damani. Damani carries Jameson ot the other side of the ring and whips him toward Kain. Kain catches him in a waistlock and drives Jameson down throatfirst on the top rope! Jameson staggers backwards and Damani drives Jameson down with a bulldog! Jameson is out of it after the Tommy Gun and the bulldog! Damani for the pin:

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Matthews makes the save!

RR: Damani’s calling for the Shock Treatment! It’s his finisher! He hooks Jameson by the neck and spins him around for a hangman’s neckbreaker and Jameson gets the trick knee up! A low blow! If Damani were to complete the Shock Treatment he’d have gone around another 180 degrees and driven him face first. But now, they’re both down and out and needing a tag!

BR: Jameson is crawling, Damani is crawling, they’re both almost there … and Damani tags in Kain! He’s in and Jameson lunges and tags in Matthews! Matthews is all over Kain! Lefts and rights! Damani in and he eats a side kick that takes him out of the ring! Matthews hits Kain with a crescent kick that takes him down … Matthews is headed to the top rope!

RR: Jameson is on the top rope too … he drops an elbow on Kain! He covers Kain but he’s not the legal man! Matthews is livid up there!

BR: Hold on! It’s the Innocent Bystander! He tosses Matthews off the top rope! Matthews hits hard as the ref is forcing out Jameson! Damani in and he nails the Shock Treatment spinning facebomb on Matthews! Jameson is refusing to leave the ring! Kain has Matthews pinned!

RR: Look out! Jennifer Rovero has a chair and she waffles the Innocent Bystander from behind! Damani gives chase!

BR: The ref follows them, allowing Jameson in illegally! He grabs Kain from behind and locks in a full nelson! He throws him down hard with the SUDDEN DEATH DRAGON SUPLEX! Kain is out! Jennifer throws the chair back into the ring! Jameson gets a running start and here’s a Somersault Plancha onto Damani! Jennifer just got out of the way! Kain is up and he’s got the chair but Matthews leaps to his feet and nails the JM-ASSACRE! That chair nailed Kain in the face! The ref finally sees what’s going on in the ring! He rushes in:

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And Jameson and Matthews hold onto the straps! Wow! What a finish! They really didn’t work too well together, but when it counted, they came together … oh no … they’re arguing again … And now the tag champs are brawling again! They’re face to face and they spill out to the floor! They’re going to brawl all the way to the back! Jennifer has both tag belts as she follows the two to the back. Damani, Kain and the Innocent Bystander all wonder what went wrong. The Innocent Bystander takes off his mask … it’s former ICW President Peyton Dowdy! He gets the mic:

Peyton Dowdy: The Bastard is Back! Are you ready for it?!

BR: Well, Revolution Y is back together. What will it hold for the future?


BR: Up next, we have a non-title matchup between US champion Axel Reed and the upstart Wyatt Wallace. If Wallace wins this, he deserves not only a US title shot, but also consideration for World Title bouts!

RR: There’s no doubt about it. Wallace is a great talent, but Reed has shown how great he is by winning the US title at the Boston Massacre.

BR: And here comes “the Product of Middle America” Wyatt Wallace … the lovely Lisa looks lovely as always, and Wallace is full of energy.

RR: He’s amazing. I didn’t regard him as much when he first showed up, but he is an amazing performer who doesn’t know how to quit.

BR: And here comes the champion, Axel Reed. This guy is good.

RR: There’s no doubt about it. He’s a fantastic talent and he looks to be at the zenith of his career, and I don’t think anyone can stop him.

BR: Remember, it’s NON-TITLE. Reed slips into the ring as Wallace and Lisa eye him from the other side of the ring.

RR: And here we go! Collar and Elbow tieup and Wallace takes the advantage! Reed pushes off and Wallace bounces off the ropes with a shoulderblock! He bounces off the far ropes and is met with a Reed dropkick that takes Wallace out of the ring! That was unexpected!

BR: Reed off the ropes for a baseball slide but Wallace moves. Wallace opening up on Reed and they’re trading blows on the floor!

RR: This is wild stuff!

BR: Reed gets control and he rams Wallace into the steps! Look at Lisa! She’s in Reed’s face! He pushes her away but she’s back in his face! She slaps him! Reed is angry!

RR: Wallace is back on the apron and he leaps off with a dropkick to the back of Reed’s head! Reed is over the guard rail and into the front row!

BR: What a spectacular move by Wallace! But he’s not done … he’s going to the top … this is crazy … Reed is getting up … the crowd is clearing away from him … and Wallace leaps! Plancha into the front row! They’re both down!

RR: The ref doesn’t know if he should call a DQ or continue the match … CONTINUE IT! We need a winner!

BR: Wallace is pulling himself over the barricade … Reed is following … and now they’re brawling on the floor again! Reed rakes the eyes and throws Wallace back in …
Reed whips Wallace into the ropes and catches him with a side suplex … no, Wallace reverses into a flying head scissors! Reed back on his feet and Wallace catches him with a spinning heel kick! Reed is stunned! Wallace is heading to the top rope …

RR: Wallace is a little sparkplug!

BR: I think you say that every week. Wallace is up to the top rope and he flies off with a flying body press! Reed got him and uses his momentum for the DESTRUCTION DRIVER! That’s how he eliminated him from the 4 way last week! But he’s winded! Reed reaches … and he reaches … and he gets an arm on Wallace:

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Wallace kicks out!

RR: What a show of guts by Wyatt Wallace!

BR: Reed can’t believe it! He’s calling for it to be over … he’s going to lock on the Straight Jacket and end this match!

RR: If he can hook it, it’s over.

BR: Here’s the arm bar and now the crossface … the Straightjacket is applied!

RR: But Wallace is fighting it … he’s fighting it! The ref is asking if he wants it to end and submit, but Wallace is still fighting it!

BR: But look … he’s fading … inches away from the ropes … he looks out … the ref checks:

The arm falls ... once

The arm falls … twice

The arm falls … no it doesn’t Wallace is still in it! He reaches … he reaches … he made it to the ropes.

RR: Another show of guts from Wallace.

BR: Reed drags Wallace’s prone form back to the center of the ring … He’s going to go for his variation of the Camel Clutch, the Nocturnal Awakening! But Wallace slams the back of his head into Reed’s crotch! Reed doubles over as Wallace slips out from under him.

RR: A great escape before the hold even got applied …

BR: Wallace has him … BLINDED WITH SCIENCE FACE BOMB! But Wallace is too hurt to go for a pin. Reed is down!

RR: Wallace is coming to … he crawls and reaches an arm over:

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BR: Wallace can’t believe it … both men getting to their feet slowly … Reed with a right, Wallace with a right!

RR: It’s a war out there …

BR: Reed takes advantage and knocks Wallace down! Reed picks Wallace up and drops him with a body slam. He’s going to the top!

RR: What’s he got in store for us from up there? Hold on, Wallace has grabbed the referee! Lisa grabs Reed and crotches himself on the top rope! Lisa really messed him up! He’s crotched on the top rope facing the corner he fell off of …

RR: This may be the opening Wallace needed! Wallace to the apron adjacent to Reed, he springboards to the top rope and he spears Reed off the rope! What a move! But both men are down!

BR: Wallace is getting up to his feet … slowly, but Reed is still recovering … Wallace back to the top rope … he’s waiting on Reed to get up … He leaps! He’s caught for the Destruction Driver again! NO, he rolls through with an ankle scissors and hooks both legs!

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RR: NO IT’S NOT! Reed escaped!

BR: how did he escape?!

RR: It’s wild …

BR: Wallace up quick with a right hand that misses and Reed flips upside down and pulls Wallace down with a sunset flip!

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Reed flips Wallace over back into the sunset flip!

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Is that it? That’s it! What a series of near falls! Reed wins in a nail biter!

RR: I thought Wallace had him in some of those near falls … That’s two weeks in a row that Reed squeaks by … the competition for the US title is outstanding!


BR: Well, it’s time for our main event. It’s a grudge match, and I don’t even think anyone likes these two any more!

RR: Shane Erikson really proved himself last week. He really put on a terrific match last week.

BR: Only to be attacked by JD Freeman, who put Marcus Payne in the hospital with a concussion.

RR: Speaking of concussions, I hope Daniel Fritz is okay. He landed pretty hard in Pedro Martinez and Chad Foster’s laps.

BR: Speak of the devil, look who’s coming out to the ring … it’s Chad Foster himself! What’s he doing coming out?

RR: I guess he wants his spot back … welcome back to the announcing table, Chad!

CF: Can it Night Stalker. I want to call this match so I can call JD Freeman get his comeuppance! That man deserves an ass kicking more than anyone else in this fed, Shanoski included. After what he did to me last week, what he did Erikson, what he did Payne, and what he did to Vicious Vicki tonight, I want to see that motherfu … I want to see him go down and down hard to the Revenge.

BR: So I guess you’re not going to be impartial.

CF: I guess not. Bring that bastard out here.

BR: And as “Bonecrusher” by Soulhat rattles eardrums, here comes that mountain of a man from the bad side of town, JD Freeman!

RR: He is a monster … hold on … he’s coming this way!

CF: Don’t you dare you scumbag … I’ve got a secret weapon against you … FANG! FANG! HELP ME!

BR: Freeman just grabbed Foster by the neck and he’s dragging him by the throat into the ring! Foster is calling for Fang, but where is he?

RR: Freeman’s got a mic!

Freeman: They can’t hear you Foster. Who are you calling to save you?

Foster: FANG! I need you! You said you dealt with Freeman before! HELP ME!

BR: Freeman looks to the entrance aisle, but no one is coming!

RR: I think we’ve got a camera in the back … find Fang!

BR: And now we’re in the back and there’s Fang … where is he headed?! Is he lost?! He’s going the wrong way … he’s going to get himself locked outside! Someone show him the right way to go!

Freeman: Looks like no one’s going to save you, Foster … I told you to get me a title match, and what do you do? You screw me. Now I screw you!

BR: Don’t do it … Freeman stuffs Foster’s head between his legs and here’s a POWERBOMB! Foster is a quivering mess on the mat …AND it’s “Ain’t It Fun” by G’N’F’N’R! Shane Erikson is coming out to a HUMONGOUS POP!

RR: Freeman just KO’d the ref!

BR: Erikson and Freeman are trading lefts and rights! Erikson with the advantage backs Freeman up, and here’s a clothesline over the top rope! Erikson follows and he’s ramming Freeman into the guard rail! This is sadistic but the crowd is loving it! Into the steel steps and the crowd is going crazy! They love this evil side of Erikson! There’s no ref to DQ him, so why not bash Freeman in the head with a chair! He winds up but Freeman gets out of the way and Erikson hits the post! Freeman gets a big boot up and Erikson goes down … Freeman’s hurting, and I think he may have cut his forehead on the steps.

RR: Look, Bobby, at the entrance way … The Outlawz have come out … and there’s Jamal Jameson as well … and Revolution Y too!

BR: Freeman’s got the chair, and he nails Erikson in the gut with it … and now across the back! Erikson’s down. Freeman rolls Erikson back into the ring. Freeman whips Erikson into the ropes and throws the chair at his face! Erikson goes down like a shot! It looks like Freeman wants to end it right now … he’s set the chair down in the center of the ring, and he’s going to Triple-powerbomb Erikson onto it like he did to Marcus Payne last week! He’s got Erikson’s head stuck between his legs … waistlock and Erikson drops to his knees … LOW BLOW! Freeman’s hurt! Shane to his feet … he hooks him … THE REVENGE!
RR: OH MY GOD!

BR: FREEMAN IS OUT! But there’s no referee to make the count! Shane pins him and counts along with the fans …

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RR: Shane’s going to wake up the referee and get him to count … The ref is out of it after being decked by Freeman … but he’s coming to now …

BR: Hold on, Freeman’s got something out of his tights … he’s got brass knucks or something … Erikson picks Freeman up and Freeman nails him! Erikson is down! No, not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!

RR: THIS IS SO WRONG!

BR: Freeman makes the cover, the ref goes down to count:

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RR: HE KICKED OUT! OH MY GOD!!!!!

BR: Freeman can’t believe it … He decks the ref with the brass knucks! The ref is out again! Freeman picks up Erikson and stands him up, shakily … it looks like Erikson’s in another world …

RR: Whiplash is headed toward the ring!

BR: Freeman slaps Erikson in the face! This is wrong … this is so wrong … Erikson off the ropes and Whiplash nails Freeman in the back with a chair! Freeman staggers forward … Erikson has him hooked … THE REVENGE AGAIN!

RR: OH MY GOD!

BR: Foster’s in the ring! Erikson covers Freeman and Foster counts the pin:

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The crowd erupts as Shane Erikson is victorious … Whiplash grabs the mic …
Whiplash: You owe me and the Outlawz, Shane …

BR: Rich, get Shane gets his own mic. Rich gets in the ring and gives Erikson his own mic …

Shane Erikson: I don’t owe you shit, Whiplash!

BR: Whiplash ain’t having any of it as he and the Outlawz head to the back … Rev Y and Jamal Jameson follow suit … look out though, Freeman from behind with a low blow to take Erikson down! This is serious!

RR: Hold on … the lights just went out! It’s a funeral dirge … and here comes Dead Ed in his casket! The Widow is pushing him out … what does this mean for JD Freeman? He’s looking at it pretty anxiously …

BR: AND THE CASKET EXPLODES IN PYROTECHNICS!

RR: What a blast!

BR: The Widow is in the ring … she rips off the veil and it’s MARCUS PAYNE! He and Erikson grab the blinded and dazed Freeman from behind and here’s a double PAYNEKILLER ’99! The face first Russian leg sweep! Freeman is out!

RR: OH MY GOD!

BR: Payne grabs Freeman for a powerbomb … Shane positions the chair and helps Payne lift up the huge man … Shane hooks on a hangman’s neckbreaker on Freeman as Payne drives Freeman down onto the chair! THE BLACK OUT!

RR: OH MY GOD!

BR: Erikson hooks on the Syxx Shooter while Payne grabs the mic!

Marcus: Well, well , well...looks to me like someone might need a medic.

Aww, does that hurt? I guess you reap what you sow, eh? We all saw Mr. Freeman here, invade the Pay Per View last week and try to steal the spotlight. He thought he was above us all and forced his will upon all of us....big mistake. Look at Free Willy now... Let me get to the point... Freeman, Reed, Mondonno, The Oulawz, take heed. On the seventh day, God wasn't resting...he was plotting. The plan was to create a force on earth of his own likeness...so shall it be written, so shall it be done. UWC prepare for your last supper, The Foundation has arrived.

BR: Wow. Payne gives the mic to Erikson, who thankfully has given up on the Syxx Shooter on the out cold Freeman.

Shane: Play time is over, people, the days of passivity and apathy no longer exsist. Don't adjust your TV, we control the horizontal, we control the vertical and we control the talent. The Foundation, have formed for the sole purpose of making UWC what it was...ours. Another day, another death ... another sorrow, another breath. With this in mind, I issue this challenge to the UWC: I challenge you to survive...

BR: We’re out of time! We’ll see you next week with Axel Reed taking on Marcus Payne in the main event!